Meet the Derp Tiger Tee: a majestic jungle cat who clearly missed the memo on looking intimidating. With his googly eyes, lopsided grin, and paws flailing like he just slipped on a banana peel, this tiger is less “apex predator” and more “oops, I meant to do that.” Printed on a soft pink canvas of 100% cotton comfort, it’s the perfect shirt for anyone who appreciates chaotic good energy, accidental slapstick, or just enjoys confusing strangers at the grocery store.

Wear it and watch as people wonder: “Is that tiger… okay?” Spoiler: he’s thriving.

But wait, there’s more: On the front, you’ll find our shop’s beloved mascot Brandy—reimagined as a fierce (yet slightly squishy) Foo Dog. She’s guarding your chest pocket area with the same intensity she guards snacks and her couch spot at home: noble, loyal, and just a little drooly.

Tee Qualities:

With its modern fit and 100% combed ring-spun cotton, this premium tee looks and feels amazing. The soft, lightweight fabric and tear-away label keep you comfortable and breathable all day long—whether you’re prowling the streets, napping like a housecat, or explaining why your tiger looks like he just slipped on a banana peel.